i fling poo: 89/m/ very horny, into bondage, S&M, role play, voyeurism
i fling poo: hung like a my little pony
lunatics 4 me: who is this
i fling poo: a/s/l ?
i fling poo: looking for love in all the wrong places
i fling poo: I just want a chick that understands me
i fling poo: and doesn't mind having sex during bingo at the home
i fling poo: and my roommate won't mind, he's practically comatose anyway
lunatics 4 me: who is this?
i fling poo: just someone
lunatics 4 me: A someone I know?
i fling poo: nope
lunatics 4 me: Then...??
i fling poo: well
i fling poo: I just wanted to chat with you
lunatics 4 me: why?
i fling poo: send me your picture
i fling poo: I bet you're hot
i fling poo: yeah baby, I'll give you a lunatic
lunatics 4 me: ??
i fling poo: I like pulling hair
lunatics 4 me: I still don't know who this is
lunatics 4 me: and I'm not sending you any picture
i fling poo: you're a cop aren't you
i fling poo: you facist pigs
lunatics 4 me: hey now, no need to insult me
i fling poo: show me your boobs
i fling poo: girls on AIM gone wild!
i fling poo: c'mon I'm like 80, I ain't gettin any younger here
lunatics 4 me: you're PSYCHO
i fling poo: yeah I like my sex a little freaky
i fling poo: so Dr. Marlena, are you freaky
lunatics 4 me: wait, how'd you know my name
i fling poo: I know who you are
i fling poo: I see you everyday
lunatics 4 me: ....
i fling poo: if I send you my picture, will you send me yours?
lunatics 4 me: uh...
i fling poo:
lunatics 4 me: JOHN!
lunatics 4 me: YOU ASSHOLE!
lunatics 4 me: YOU ARE DEAD!
i fling poo: aww I love it when you get angry
lunatics 4 me: don't DO that to me
i fling poo: haha scared you, didn't I?
lunatics 4 me: I hate you, you're so mean
i fling poo: you know the reason you hate me is beacause you can't handle my jelly
lunatics 4 me: just for that, I'm cooking tonight
i fling poo: ooooo what're you maaaaaakin me?
lunatics 4 me: chicken breast
i fling poo: will you caress them?
lunatics 4 me: yes I will
lunatics 4 me: I'll even butter them
i fling poo: oh no wait
i fling poo: I can't
i fling poo: didn't I tell you? I'm vegan now.
i fling poo: i think milk upsets my tummy
lunatics 4 me: John you can't do that
lunatics 4 me: see, if you knew anything about biology you would know that you need to eat other animals
lunatics 4 me: I mean, your fucking up your body!
lunatics 4 me: wake up and smell the burrito, John
i fling poo: yeah those boobs are looking really good right about now
i fling poo: today was murder
i fling poo: I was in a meeting with some japanese company whose name I can't even pronounce.
i fling poo: it liked anal
i fling poo: I was the receiver
lunatics 4 me: hahaha
lunatics 4 me: but you really only have yourself to blame
lunatics 4 me: so I think you liked it too
i fling poo: haha
i fling poo: I think my problem was letting Sami take care of all the prelim work
i fling poo: knowing she hates my guts and wants me dead
i fling poo: so it was the equivalent of wearing a short skirt and skipping through the showers at San Quentin
lunatics 4 me: hahaha yeah you were asking for it
lunatics 4 me: a lifetime movie just waiting to be made
i fling poo: do they make prison movies
lunatics 4 me: YES
lunatics 4 me: the best EVER
i fling poo: I thought it was just stalker boyfriends and ex husbands
lunatics 4 me: well the woman was thrown in prison wrongfully
lunatics 4 me: she was set up by her ex husband
lunatics 4 me: so she went to jail, where she gets beat up and accosted by the guards and butch inmates
lunatics 4 me: but then she "fights back," is released and happy ending ensues
i fling poo: haha
i fling poo: but SEE
i fling poo: there was an ex husband
lunatics 4 me: yes, who wronged her
lunatics 4 me: truly facsinating, I assure you
i fling poo: that's the one requirement of lifetime movies
i fling poo: remember "the fluffer" ?
i fling poo: that's a classic
i fling poo: hey so I've been working on some new slogans to motivate my workers
i fling poo: want to hear them?
lunatics 4 me: ah god
i fling poo: #1: "The beatings will continue until you obey"
i fling poo: what do you think?
i fling poo: Peter Jennings better not steal my idea
lunatics 4 me: I think you need to keep working at it
i fling poo: can't. too busy.
lunatics 4 me: with?
i fling poo: cutting my hair
i fling poo: it's a pretty short fade now
i fling poo: and I shaved my chest
i fling poo: haha
lunatics 4 me: haha ooooo
i fling poo: it's weird
lunatics 4 me: for me?
lunatics 4 me: yes you were SUPER hairy before
lunatics 4 me: I'm going to miss that shag rug
i fling poo: yep
lunatics 4 me: I thought you once said guys are supposed to be hairy
i fling poo: yes
lunatics 4 me: annnnd?
i fling poo: but I'm so secure in my manhood
i fling poo: I can be a little gay
lunatics 4 me: lol
lunatics 4 me: so what did u do with the hair
i fling poo: I threw it out
i fling poo: should I have saved it?
lunatics 4 me: well you saved it last time
lunatics 4 me: remember the cup
i fling poo: and donated it to Chloe
lunatics 4 me: haha
i fling poo: when she had no hair
i fling poo: she looked like a pirate
i fling poo: I look like Clark Kent now
i fling poo: so well defined
i fling poo: haha
lunatics 4 me: which one
lunatics 4 me: the one in the wheel chair
lunatics 4 me: or the one on the WB
lunatics 4 me: hahah
i fling poo: actually
i fling poo: I look more like a hairless cat
i fling poo: Mr. Bigglesworth
i fling poo: I kind of regret doing this
i fling poo: oh, the things I do to please you
lunatics 4 me: lol
lunatics 4 me: so it's like karma, but not.
i fling poo: huh?
lunatics 4 me: it's like... what comes around goes around.
i fling poo: No, I think that's chlamydia.
lunatics 4 me: ohhhhh
lunatics 4 me: well, now everyone will know about your latent homo erotic tendencies
i fling poo: HA
i fling poo: haha
i fling poo: the homo-seductive mother made me this way
lunatics 4 me: ok John, gotta go
lunatics 4 me: another loony to cure
i fling poo: just give him some prozac
i fling poo: I want some lovin'
lunatics 4 me: ...John...
i fling poo: sigh... alright
i fling poo: but remember
i fling poo: boobs
i fling poo: I want boobs tonight
i fling poo: or someone's going to pay
i fling poo: >:o
lunatics 4 me: ( . ) ( . )
lunatics 4 me: goodbye John.

Finis