HosGoToBasicBlack: Hey
HosGoToBasicBlack: Am I still banished from the hospital?
HosGoToBasicBlack: :-(
lunatics 4 me: I don't know. You'll have to check with the commitee
HosGoToBasicBlack: there's no reason to live if I'm banned
lunatics 4 me: drama king
HosGoToBasicBlack: :'(
lunatics 4 me: well, I don't know what to say. I'll check on your status this moment. Hold on
HosGoToBasicBlack: no no, I don't want to come up
HosGoToBasicBlack: I know I'm unwanted
HosGoToBasicBlack: I don't need you people anyway
HosGoToBasicBlack: damn women
lunatics 4 me: fine then. I won't tell you what they said. Be that way
HosGoToBasicBlack: hahaha
HosGoToBasicBlack: O:-)
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'm an angel
HosGoToBasicBlack: okay okay what did THEY say
HosGoToBasicBlack: do I have to finish my disposition first?
lunatics 4 me: hmm.. well, I'm by myself anyway, so I guess it's all up to me
HosGoToBasicBlack: I see
HosGoToBasicBlack: I've never seen you that peeved before
lunatics 4 me: really? I've been angry before
lunatics 4 me: but maybe not.. hmmm
HosGoToBasicBlack: ha, it's hard to tell
HosGoToBasicBlack: you're not a very good actor
HosGoToBasicBlack: besides, I didn't do anything wrong
lunatics 4 me: you picked a fight with Tony in the middle of a busy waiting room
HosGoToBasicBlack: hey, for the record Tony picked that fight with ME. Lexie gave me a dirty look
lunatics 4 me: hah.. that's what you get
lunatics 4 me: no do your disposition, or you're really banned
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'm not gonna do it until you give me some lovin' >:o
HosGoToBasicBlack: muhahaha
lunatics 4 me: nooooo.. how about, I won't let you up here until you finish
lunatics 4 me: muahahah
HosGoToBasicBlack: we'll have to compromise......I'll finish here, then you give me some lovin
lunatics 4 me: hmmm lovin is if-y
HosGoToBasicBlack: nooooooo
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'll have to use my pouty face
lunatics 4 me: didn't work yesterday
HosGoToBasicBlack: or show my chest. oh yeah...that always works
lunatics 4 me: lol
lunatics 4 me: the tuff at the bottom looks glued on.
lunatics 4 me: you should shave it
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'll take that as a compliment
HosGoToBasicBlack: shave it???
HosGoToBasicBlack: maybe
lunatics 4 me: you look like the type to not have chest hair. I've told you this before.
lunatics 4 me: or minimal hair
HosGoToBasicBlack: my brother is a very hairy mofo
HosGoToBasicBlack: it's like a shag carpet
lunatics 4 me: I guess that explains it
lunatics 4 me: do you want to be like that though?
HosGoToBasicBlack: no....but without constant shaving or waxing I will be
HosGoToBasicBlack: it's inevitable
HosGoToBasicBlack: besides, guys are supposed to be hairy. Just look at Tony, Bo, and Abe.
HosGoToBasicBlack: even Craig and Colin to an extent
lunatics 4 me: poor baby. that stuff hurts
HosGoToBasicBlack: sean connery was hairy
lunatics 4 me: *was*
HosGoToBasicBlack: IS!!
HosGoToBasicBlack: now he's old and hairy
lunatics 4 me: but he's fine for an old guy
lunatics 4 me: if i were 100 years old, I'd do him
HosGoToBasicBlack: hmmm
HosGoToBasicBlack: I see
lunatics 4 me: only if I was 100 though
HosGoToBasicBlack: if you were 100, I'd still do you
lunatics 4 me: oh you say the sweetest things sometimes
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'm so smooth
HosGoToBasicBlack: well, would you change your mind about letting me over there
HosGoToBasicBlack: if I told you Kate was sneaking peaks at my nice ass?
lunatics 4 me: I'm sure she is. I don't think she's had sex in almost 10 years it seems
lunatics 4 me: at this point she seems to be getting desperate
HosGoToBasicBlack: oh you wound me
HosGoToBasicBlack: But if I have to stay here, you might as well entertain me since this is essentially your fault
lunatics 4 me: oh?
HosGoToBasicBlack: so what are you wearing?
lunatics 4 me: a large purple moo moo with yellow flowers all over it
lunatics 4 me: and a cable knit sweater. yea, think Susan Banks.
HosGoToBasicBlack: I hope you're joking
HosGoToBasicBlack: Sweetheart, that isn't very sexy
HosGoToBasicBlack: c'mon, humor me
HosGoToBasicBlack: now what are you REALLY wearing
lunatics 4 me: Honey, you saw me this morning
lunatics 4 me: you saw what I was wearing
lunatics 4 me: or
lunatics 4 me: were u so engrossed in your idle meanderings that you failed to notice you're wife??
HosGoToBasicBlack: Um, er..
HosGoToBasicBlack: I forgot??
HosGoToBasicBlack: yes, that's it
HosGoToBasicBlack: would you mind refreshing my memory?
lunatics 4 me: for shame
lunatics 4 me: but ok
lunatics 4 me: a satiney grey suit, skirt, not pants, a bit on the short and tight side
lunatics 4 me: four buttons...
lunatics 4 me: i've just unbuttoned the top 2
lunatics 4 me: oh what's this? is this a black lace bra I see?
HosGoToBasicBlack: ...
HosGoToBasicBlack: ... black?
HosGoToBasicBlack: ... lace?
HosGoToBasicBlack: dang baby, those panties are speaking to me
HosGoToBasicBlack: they're calling my name
lunatics 4 me: whoever said anything about panties?
lunatics 4 me: i said bra, john..
HosGoToBasicBlack: oh dear God
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'm picturing this
HosGoToBasicBlack: and I really hope your wearing those cute glasses
HosGoToBasicBlack: sluts with glasses are very appealing
HosGoToBasicBlack: hey wait a minute..
HosGoToBasicBlack: WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR?
HosGoToBasicBlack: don't get me wrong, i think it's sexy as fuck
HosGoToBasicBlack: but let's not forget that I'm not there
HosGoToBasicBlack: you are at the hospital Marlena.. is this your special brand of therapy?
lunatics 4 me: ok lets not dwell on that
lunatics 4 me: so you know what i'm wearing
lunatics 4 me: and what would you like to do to me?
HosGoToBasicBlack: well first I'd ask about not wearing any undies to the office
HosGoToBasicBlack: and then I'd fuck you senseless on your desk
lunatics 4 me: and not the couch?
HosGoToBasicBlack: THEN the couch
HosGoToBasicBlack: then that prick Craig Wesley's office
HosGoToBasicBlack: I'd leave him a couple of interesting surprises in there
HosGoToBasicBlack: muahaha evil EVIL..
lunatics 4 me: why Craig?
HosGoToBasicBlack: well, I still haven't completely forgiven him for being such a jerk to you
lunatics 4 me: Christ John, that was years ago
HosGoToBasicBlack: so, what's your point?
HosGoToBasicBlack: now back to fucking you senseless
HosGoToBasicBlack: damn I have a really big erection right now
HosGoToBasicBlack: do you suppose it would be horribly wrong to take the little guy out for a breather?
lunatics 4 me: oh my, lol
lunatics 4 me: just don't let Kate walk in on you
lunatics 4 me: ESPECIALLY not Kate
lunatics 4 me: I'm not entirely convinced that she wouldn't attempt to rape you
HosGoToBasicBlack: oh jeez Doc, way to ruin the moment
HosGoToBasicBlack: c'mon talk dirty to me
HosGoToBasicBlack: I like girls who are dirty
HosGoToBasicBlack: are you a dirty girl?
HosGoToBasicBlack: ...
HosGoToBasicBlack: ...
HosGoToBasicBlack: Doc?
HosGoToBasicBlack: you there?
lunatics 4 me: Sorry John, Marlena stepped out for a moment
lunatics 4 me: This is Craig, the prick
HosGoToBasicBlack: uh..
lunatics 4 me: am I dirty? yea, you betcha man
lunatics 4 me: you ignorant slut
lunatics 4 me: I have really hairy balls. Would you like to suck my weiner?
lunatics 4 me: Guess what, you gave me crabs and my nuts are horribly misshapen
lunatics 4 me: thanks for the tip about my office btw
lunatics 4 me: I'll be sure to lock my doors
lunatics 4 me: and try harder to look up Marlena's skirt
lunatics 4 me: bye!
lunatics 4 me signed off at 8:38:31 PM
HosGoToBasicBlack: fuck.

Finis